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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:47

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

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From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why are Democrats at Q so desperate that they keep taking down my links to comments that prove the residents in Ohio have been filing complaints about the Haitians eating the local wildlife from ponds in the local parks? Election interference

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

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You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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